I dedicate this post to that pretty stick insect

my manager killed a stick insect today :(
she shmooshed it with a book from the state library LOL.

i can't find a pretty stick insect on the net so i'll draw a stick with legs.

note: the legs are kind of invisible.

oh man rip stick insect.. it was so pretty too.
well.
as much as a stick insect can be pretty, it was pretty.
i think it was the prettiest stick insect i've ever seen.
it was probably the prettiest stick insect in the whole of australia but she shmooshed it's prettyness and it went an unpretty squishy green and was kabammed into the bin.

NOT PRETTY.

mmhm...
a customer today had to look around in one of the kitchen's bins because she wrapped her retainers in one of the tissues, which we took and chucked in the bin when we were clearing up.
ohh goddddd it was soo pukey.
she used her hands (DW we gave her gloves) and waded through all the kitchen rubbish to find that tissue.

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
SHE FOUND IT IN THE END (:
i don't think she's ever coming back to eat again..

... RIP STICK INSECT.