a w k w a r d (tu): What's cooking, good looking?

And so, without any hesitation, he made his way towards the fire hydrant. A loud siren suddenly screeched into the air.
As swiftly as he could, he raised his hindleg and ........

RAN AWAY.
HAHAHAHAH.
Anyways.
I think I should report what happened yesterday on this dandy little blog of mine, long untouched by the thoughts and ramblings of a retard, *ahem* yours truly.

Yesterday was the 3rd of August and I attended University like any other day.
Only difference being, John offered to carpool me to uni on Tuesdays. WIN!
So the car ride was cool. John can drive. His car was missing a left rearview mirror though because he had apparently rammed it into a tree a couple of days earlier. But his REASSURING CONFIDENCE IN HIS SKILLS AS A DRIVER, helped to subside any concerns I had over his P driver abilities. Indeed. Indeed. INDEEEDYDEEDEEDEDEEEEE.
We arrived at uni with no worries. It was a pretty relaxed drive to say the least.
Then came the actual uni. lalalala
On Tuesdays I have a workshop in the morning for French and then a Psych Lab.
French was boring. I think I might just stick to the Monday's workshops.
Psych lab was boring too.. it only got fun when we did the experiment.
The experiment was FUN AS. It consisted of having 3 people to a group. One was the experimenter, an observer and the other, a confederate.
The game plan was that the experimenter was to pick an isolated person and pretend to drop numerous pieces of paper in front of them to see if he/she would offer to help. The observer would observe the experiment and the confederate was to offer help.
OKAY SO I WAS THE EXPERIMENTER AND THE GUY DIDN'T HELP ME PICK UP THE GODDAMMNNNN PAPERS MFKFKEKRKREKRKRRRR. ouch headacheheadache. wwhat?
That was fun though :D

I finished uni at 6 and John was driving me back home too cos we finish at around the same time.
AND THEN IT HAPPENED!
John asked me to take down the two purple parking permits for him and as he did so, he was reversing back out of the carpark. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BIG CRASH. OH SHIET. OH SHIET. OH SHIET. WTFFFWTHFFF HAPPENED? WTHFHHF LOLLOLOO GG WHAT HAPPENED FKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
John had just reversed into a parked car.
PICTURES PUCTURES PUCTURES MOTHERRRRRFEEECKKERR.


John's bumper was totalleddd. We had to pull it off because it kept scraping the road.

John going wtf.

But yeah. The back colouredglass was totally smashed, but the lights still worked. SO.. VICTORY IS OURS.
We were getting freaked out cos thing is, we just left the other car..
John ran back to see how much damage there was to the other car.. it was like dented. DENTED. And John's car was like smashed. LOL
We went back to the car though, and kept scanning the area for cameras. Then all of a sudden, a cop car showed up. WE WERE LIKE SHIET SHIET SHIET WTF SHIET SHIET SHIET WHAT IS THIS SHIET.
But yeah. It was just a coincidence. The cop didn't stop us. BUT WHAT ARE THE CHANCES MANNN.

I have a souvenir of the crash.

I present to thee, part of John's smashed glass.

which is in its current state, happily perched, using the help of blutack, on my wall.

i'm cool alright.

During the whole journey back home, all we could think of was the car crash or as John would like to euphemistically call it .. a bump.

It was an interesting car ride.

Once I got back home, Gabe was theere waiting :D hehe.

We actually studied LOL for a bit then came food and zzzzzzs. BUT BEFORE THE zzzzzzs, we wereeee itching for a maccas run. Problem was, I had already changed to my pjs. . .

SCREW THE PJS.

ITS A MACCAS RUN.

And so I went to Maccas with Gabe at 11 something at night with my super cool pjs. I had a coat on though. So yeah.. I think my pj bottoms are awesome.