Seven Eleven !

HOMYGOSH.
It's as if the bug knew I was writing about it and so it appeared out of nowhere again.
SINCE I HAD MY DETERMINED-TO-GET-RID-OF-IT FACE ON, IT WAS GAME ON BEETCH.

I started chasing it while it was in mid air but it kept doing swirly things that made me trip over my basket full of clothes that was kind of hogging up my room.
SCARY TERROR INDUCING MONSTER BUG- 1.
AMANDA - O.

Then determined as I was to catch it, nothing could slow me down!
I got up from my awkward stance, half in the basket and half out, and stood up and jumped at it.
OMG SO FKING SCARYYYYYYY.
I NEARLY CRIED.
Lol jks. But it was soo scary!!
SCARY TERROR INDUCING MONSTER BUG - 2.
AMANDA - O.

The last battle involved the scary terror inducing monster bug fleeing the scene of combat towards my postcard of van gogh's starry night. AHAH! BAD MOVE MOTHAAFCKER. With my box originally filled with ferrero rochers, I daringly leaped towards the evil monstrosity, successfully encasing it in the box.
SCARY TERROR INDUCING MONSTER BUG - 2.
AMANDA - 52847328957389574573409.

Here's a picture of the aforementioned creature.

Citizens of Melbourne can now be at peace with their fears of being attacked by this psychologically debilitating  insect.

:D

BAI.