In my sleep

I haven't blogged in like 300 years and HOLY SHIEt MY DOOR JUST OPENED BY ITSELF I AM SO FRIGGIN SCARED RIGHT NOW WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WYH TH.


Interlude.

Okay I went back to close it. I am currently on my iPod touch writing this because my laptop is just far too far away for my convenience. I'm also quite surprised people still visit my blog seeing that my last post was more than a week ago but you know, yay for stalkers. Not that I have any. But you know. Those imaginary ones you make up in your head. But anyway, its nice to know people still read my ramblings. Makes me feel sort of awesome and like a power ranger. Thanks guys.
I have a lot of things going on in my head, and they're like up there swimming around like tadpoles. Tadpoles turn into frogs. Frogs are slimy. I've touched a frog once. I think it was during primary school and we were at the zoo and in this room where there was an animal head on the ground and fur carpets. We all had to huddle around because they were gonna let us touch the snakes. Snakes are scary son of beeeeeeeeeecheZ. Anyway. I don't know if that is entirely true. It could possibly have been a really vivid dream or zoos really do have poaching rooms.

Now.
Back to my reason as to why there has been a huge blanking of blogs. The reason is. I've been abducted by aliens. And they didn't have Internet GAAADAMNIT. :( nah wait no. I've been in sorrento for the week. Fun roadtrip. Memories will never be forgotten. Shame that I'm on my iPod or else I'd have some photos of the trip here. Rarara! Maybe I'll blog more about it later. Maybe I won't. Maybe I'll have some pork chops. Maybe i won't.

AMERICAAAAAAAAA FFFFFFFFKKKKKKK YEEEEEAHHHHHHHH