No escape from reality

Hi children.
I'm on Facetime right now with Li-Ming but I don't actually see her.
Li-Ming: When do you finish tomorrow?
Me: Five
Li-Ming: Five's not too bad

WE HAVE AWESOME CONVERSATIONS, SO AWESOME THAT I'M TYPING THEM UP NOW.
HAHAHAA.

Anyway.
Today was the first day back into the life of a university student, only difference being that this is my second year rather than my first.
THIS HAS THEREFORE ENABLED ME TO REIGN SUPERIORITY OVER THE NEW BATCH OF FIRST YEARS. So as these fresh meat tumbled into our land of education, unbeknown to them all of the day that was to ensue, I couldn't help but notice the aura of highschoolness that surrounded these new people.
For example.
Incessant gigglyness coming from a batch of girls who'd squeal at every person they knew and massive hardkore dragon ball z inspired hairstyles coming from the guys.
CAN YOU BELIEVE WE USED TO BE LIKE THAT?

Me and my hardkore dragon ball z inspired hair, man.
Good times.

To top it all off, I had a four hour break today.
FOURRRRRRRRRR HOURS.

Now back to my conversation with Li-Ming.
GOODBYE.

Li-Ming: Do you like my hat? I've actually never showed you my little hat have I? *shows red furry thing* I can't put it on with one hand.
Me: OHH THAT'S CUTE.
Li-Ming: *shows mirror*
Me: I CAN'T SEE!
Li-Ming: Oh. *turns away*


SHE JUST HUNG UP ON ME.
REVENGE.

Well. She actually called me back a second later, but this was just too funny not to post. 

BUT STILL.

PAYBACK FOR ALL OF THOSE PICTURES YOU SHOWED ME, WHERE YOU PURPOSELY ZOOMED UP ON MY FACE.

ESPECIALLY TOWARDS MY VISUAL REGISTERS.

THEY CAN'T GET ANY BIGGER OKAY.

STOP TRYING.

BAI.